A lot of objects are vying for the shot to be your keychain—a lanyard from your aunt's optometrist, a dongle from the hip coffee shop that makes too much merch, or the overengineered thingy you saw on some Esquire listicle.
Push these all aside and adorn your keys with this slick, shiny homage to Seattle's only landlocked yacht club. Call the number on the back sometime, okay?
Custom made in China, which means it's nice. Sorry Matt.